2002-03-04
Jayne Mansfield (b. Vera Jayne
Palmer)
B. 4.19.33 Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania / D. 6.29.97 Near
Biloxi
Car Accident / Not Decapitated!
Through
her rear window I regretted to observe my next door neighbor putting on
the bra display I'd hoped to show my friend Patrick Bateman, who'd left just minutes
before. Exhibitionists are seldom reliable.
When I came inside from the back
steps there was Monica Lewinsky (tragically un-slimmed for her HBO moment)
getting sprayed with so many layers of meta-journalistic profit-generating
product that it seemed impossible she shouldn't suffocate to death on the
spot like a victim of Goldfinger. You know what this means
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