Greetings from Atlanta, Georgia/ Rising out of the ashes of the Civil War to a new, modern renaissance city of the South where true grace and southern hospitality charm all who visit.
DEAR LIZ, OF ALL THE CITIES I'VE BEEN TO, ATLANTA CERTAINLY HAS THE MOST STAGGERING BLACK TEENAGERS IN SEPTUPLE EXTRA LARGE WHITE T-SHIRTS WALKING THE STREETS AT 5 AM. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A MORE BUSTLING COSMOPOLITAN PLACE BUT, YEAH, I'M STILL LEARNING ABOUT THE SOUTH. I MEANT STAGGERING AS A VERB-AS IN THE MANNER IN WHICH THEY WERE WALKING!! THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE GARISH AND UGLY. EXCUSE ME WHILE I SMASH A PEACH IN MY FACE.
ERIESISTIBLE/ Lake Eirie and the hundreds of miles of inland waterways are a boater's paradise. An estimated 3,500 boats are berthed in bay marinas. The Perry Monument is seen in the distance.
DEAR LIZ, HOT GREAT LAXXXES ACTION! ERIE IS VERY HARDCORE-NOTHING BUT FACTORIES & RAILROAD. THE LAKE ITSELF LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE OF THE BIG ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE THAT YOU THINK IS THE OTHER SIDE. MY FAVORITE ERIE, PA HARDCORE SIGHT WAS THE CLOSED "LOBLAW'S" SUPERMARKET WITH GRASS OVERTAKING THE PARKING LOT & A DEAD CAT IN THE STREET IN FRONT OF IT.
The nighttime displays at Niagara Falls are a world-famous spectacle.
DEAR LIZ, ON THE PEDESTRIAN BRIDGE BACK TOWARD CANADA, A MAN WITH SLICKED BACK JAMES BROWN HAIR (WHO WOULDN'T LOOK AT THE FALLS WHILE HE WALKED ALONG W/HIS MORBIDLY OBESE WIFE) ASKED ME "YOU EVER BEEN ON A BRIDGE IN AN EARTHQUAKE?" WHEN I TOLD HIM I HADN'T, HE SAID, "THAT SHIT JUST START SHAKIN!"
Toronto's financial district makes for an impressive night skyline. Vue impressionnante du secteur des affaires de Toronto.
DEAR LIZ, GOT IN YESTERDAY, LEAVING LATE TOMORROW. WENT TO THE TOP OF THE CN TOWER & FOUND OUT IT'S ACTUALLY A GIANT TV ANTENNA TRANSMITTING HOCKEY & GOVERNMENT FUNDED SKETCH COMEDY SHOWS! CONSIDERING GOING TO HOCKEY HALL OF FAME TO GET MY PICTURE TAKEN W/A WAX TIM (M)ORTON (ED. ?). TONIGHT I'M GOING TO CANADA'S WALK OF FAME TO SEE MIKE MYERS & JIM CARREY'S MAPLE LEAFFFFS. THIS IS THE NICEST CITY I'VE EVER SEEN. LOOK HOW MUCH WRITING SPACE I GET EVEN.